Alex Jones is secretly the best comedian of our age. Someday, while indulging at an all-you-can-eat Brazilian Steakhouse, Alex will attempt to down a poorly chewed sirloin with his 5th glass of Johnnie Walker Blue, all while ranting about hidden abortion farms in school libraries. This will cause Mr. Jones to asphyxiate and die on the spot.
When the medics arrive, they examine the body only to find a Texas ID for a Mr. “Andy Kaufman”. Cue “Man on the Moon” cover by Ed Sheeran.